Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-208 (?)
- SCP-208 is a friendly, short, hairy man of Egyptian descent who can rapidly heal injuries and illnesses in living things, including himself, by emitting a unique type of energy. He also makes people feel good and can scare away creatures with bad intentions. Because he is so cooperative and helpful, SCP-208, known to staff as "Bes," is housed in a comfortable Egyptian-themed room and works as an assistant in the medical wing, though he strongly dislikes snakes.
- Nicolás Zúñiga y Miranda (?)
- Nicolás Zúñiga y Miranda (1865–1925) was a Mexican eccentric known for his repeated, unsuccessful bids for the presidency, beginning in 1892 against dictator Porfirio Díaz. Despite consistently receiving very few votes, he would declare himself the victor and the "legitimate president," often protesting alleged election fraud, which sometimes led to his arrest. Originally gaining fame for falsely predicting natural disasters, Zúñiga y Miranda became a popular, amusing figure in Mexico City, symbolizing the public's frustration with the lack of democracy, and his actions inspired later candidates who also claimed election fraud.